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What is "avatar"?
(Sanskrit avatara,"descent"), in Hinduism, descent of a god into the world of human beings for the duration of a human life span. Avatar is similar to the Christian concept of incarnation but is different in two significant ways.
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Sin and Shame
Q: What’s the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out. ...
Rednecks flying home
Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected he said, “The plane can take out only four of your elk. You will have to leave two behind.” One of the hunters pushed forward, “Hey, last year our pilot let us take out six elk. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and everything. What’s with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like last year. Reluctantly the pilot finally permitted them to put all six elk aboard and the men all climbed in with their gear. But when they attempted to take off and fly out of the valley, the little plane could not make it. They crashed in the wilderness. Climbing out of the wreckage, one Redneck said to the other, “Do you know where we are?” “I think so,” replied the other Redneck. “Yep! I think this is about 100 yards further along than where we crashed last year!” ...
Geology word plays
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He’s drunk at the bar
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.” ...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for “Show & Tell,” and the next day every kid had something. The teacher asks Wendy: What did you bring? “I brought a Walkman.” “And what is it for?” “You can listen to music with it!” “That’s nice Wendy. What did you bring Kenny?” “I brought a ‘lectrical can opener, it opens cans!” “Well done, Kenny. Umm, Johnny, I see you didn’t bring anything!” “Yes, I did. It’s in the hall.” So the entire class goes into the hallway. “Umm, Johnny, what is that?” “It’s a heart/lung machine hospitals use to keep your heart going.” “Whoa. What did your father say about you bringing this?” “He said, ‘AAAARRRGGGH!!!’” ...
